Have you ever wondered if you are a boring boyfriend? Well here is a list and if you indulge in any of those rest assured you are definitely some boring boyfriend stuff.
Ever considered yourself a boring boyfriend?
Relationships are difficult, but some things are instinctive.
In love, boyfriends can be nice sometimes and other times they can be really annoying.
But seriously, there are a few things most buddies do that just aren’t excusable at all!
So are you one of them?
Are you a boring boyfriend?
Here are thirteen stubborn and annoying traits of a boring boyfriend.
There might be a few more, but these dots are definitely the most annoying things buddies do.
# 1 Take me in the ass
It’s not good. The girls are inviting you through the front door, so why the hell do you want to try and make your way through the back door?
Remember, anal banging might sound like arousing after watching a lot of porn, but almost all girls hate this kind of thing.
It’s scary and almost any woman who’s tried it would tell you that she feels like rushing to the bathroom every time you catch her by surprise.
It’s scary, the knee creepy and just disgusting. So stop pestering your girlfriend all the time to try new things in bed that might freak her out or even scare her. Deep throat, well, that’s a boring boyfriend question too!
# 2 Get drunk on a date
Women don’t like it when their boyfriend gets drunk on a date. When dating a woman, remember your chivalry and understand that you need to protect and take care of her. [Read: How to be chivalrous with a girl ]
Drink, but never to the point where you can’t come home or stand up straight.
When you go clubbing and you’re lost like a heap of poop, it scares your girlfriend. The man she loves and trusts to take care of her is oblivious and helpless, and this is simply unacceptable and upsetting.
Repeat this a few times, and she can leave your boring ass on the dance floor and come home with someone else!
# 3 When you’re indifferent or rude
Women hate it about their boyfriends. Most men can be so frustrating at times. Ask a man “how am I?” And almost always he says “good, yeah … uh uh …” or “how many times do I have to tell you the same thing?” Without even looking at his girlfriend’s clothes for a second!
They know they asked you what they look like the last time she wore the same dress, but seriously, women like to be reassured and criticized every now and then.
After all, they dress to look good in your arms. Can’t you help them feel good about themselves when they go out? Is taking a few seconds to help your girlfriend really too much to ask?
# 4 Girlfriends don’t always need a sex machine
Whenever her girl tries to kiss you passionately or try to touch you all over the place, that doesn’t always mean that she wants you to get rid of your clothes in the blink of an eye and dive into your bed.
Women like to have fun in bed, but sometimes they just want to have a good time feeling you. It’s not foreplay, it’s sexy hugs and girlfriends love it!
# 5 When you’re bored shopping
We understand that you take five minutes to choose an entire set. Yes, go get nominated for a world record. But you understand that your girlfriend takes longer than that, right?
So why is it always a surprise when you go shopping for more than two hours with your girlfriend?
Your girlfriend doesn’t invite you to go shopping with her all the time, but on the rare occasion that she invites you, play good. She will definitely give you a treat for being nice later!
# 6 Exchange looks with other girls
Now don’t get me wrong, your girlfriend doesn’t really care if you watch another girl when you’re on your own. She can exchange looks on guys when she’s alone too.
But when you are around your girlfriend, learn to respect her by not losing your eyes on all the cleavages or buttocks that come in front of you. Most guys just can’t narrow their eyes, even when they’re near their girlfriend, trying to exchange looks with another girl.
It’s humiliating for the girlfriends, and it makes your girlfriend worried. After all, if you can stare at other girls in front of your girlfriend, who knows what you would do behind her? Now that’s definitely a boring boyfriend trait.
# 7 When you ask, but don’t listen
Do you really take your girlfriend seriously, and think she is capable of giving you the right advice? Girls hate it when their boyfriends ask for advice and then walk away, seem confused, or form their own opinion without even thinking about what their girlfriend said.
You would listen to your boyfriends, so why do you assume that your girlfriend is unable to give you a good solution to your problem?
Respond directly, ask her a question, and listen to her when she answers. Or don’t ask them for their opinion! She really doesn’t like advising a fucking wall. [Read: What girls look for in a man to fall for him ]
# 8 Flirt with your girlfriend’s friends
We know that men can’t resist flirting with a beautiful girl. And your girlfriend knows when you’re flirting with one of her friends. First, you are a jerk when you do this.
What’s even more annoying is when your girlfriend tells you not to flirt with her friend, and you say you’ve never flirted at all, and her friend was flirting with you all the time . You know, if you ever say that, it’s the best excuse you could give your girlfriend.
# 9 When you’re sexist
Men have epic egos, we understand that. But stand up and accept that your girlfriend can be a worker too. If she ever gets a promotion, do you tell her it’s because she’s sexy or because her boss likes her?
And secondly, when they’re trying to make a point or chat with you, don’t call them a drama queen or ask them if it’s the time of the month. It’s just that you are sexist. If you can’t win a fight, don’t use a low blow. [Read: 10 biggest date misses for girls ]
# 10 Comparing your girlfriend to someone else
Girls hate it when you compare them out of the blue or even to one of her friends. “Why can’t you dress up as your friend Suzy?” “My ex used to do this for me all the time …” “You know my friend Kat is so much more understanding than you are …”
Now, that kind of conversation will never end well. And your girlfriend will just have an answer for you. So go f ** k with her! And yes, that’s the last thing you’ll hear from her until you apologize.
# 11 When you’re not taking care of your girlfriend
When men get sick, they may be able to crawl into bed and stay in bed until they feel better. But it doesn’t work that way with women. They absolutely need and love a lot of loving tenderness.
If you are feeding your girlfriend healthy again, try to be nice to her. Girls hate it when their boyfriends say they’ll date them and start creaking after an hour.
When hanging out with a sick girlfriend, don’t completely neglect her and stay mesmerized on TV, roll your eyes when she asks for more tissue or rubbing her feet, and certainly not cranky or grumpy when she asks you for a second bowl of soup.
Doing anything hurts your girlfriend, infuriates her, and makes her feel worse. If you can’t take care of her, find an excuse and get out, if possible out of her life!
# 12 Friends who like to postpone chores
One of the strangest things about guys is their ability to sink into a comfy couch and be part of the furniture within minutes. And once a guy is comfortable on a couch, it’s almost impossible to drag him around, for whatever reason!
And when a girl asks him to do a chore or asks him to do something, he assures her that he’s going to do it a bit, and that never really happens. If you can’t help with chores around the house or even pick up on your own after getting the entire living room dirty, go back to your * bachelor pad * and build a beer pyramid. Why the hell do you want to annoy your girlfriend by being a lethargic walrus?
# 13 The angry boyfriend and his flaws
Girls hate boring boyfriends who blame their flaws on their girlfriends. It’s pathetic and really annoying. Ever lost your way and blamed your girlfriend for not giving you the right directions? Suffering from a stomach ache and blaming your girlfriend for choosing the restaurant? Or my favorite, lost your erection and went limp in bed in the middle of a sexual debut and blamed your girlfriend for not being * in * it? [Read: How to turn a girl on and make her wet just by sitting next to her ]
If you blame your girlfriend for being an angry idiot, seriously stand up and take responsibility instead of blaming your girlfriend for her choice of food, built-in GPS, or sex vibes, will you? make ? [Read: 50 really cute things to say to your girlfriend to make her melt]
So how many of these things do you indulge in? A little or almost?
All boyfriends hang out in one place or another on this list of things that annoy girlfriends at some point. But how much of a boring boyfriend are you, really? Or do you know of other things that annoy your girlfriend?